Confessions of a Lapsed Knitter

Forgive me sheep, for I have sinned. It has been six days since my last purl.
Baaaaaa
I’ve just been busy. Work has been draining with a project due next week, and when I get home I feel more like sleeping. The hands are kinda sore from typing all day too.
Baaaaaaa?
Well I’ve wanted to start a new mini scarf with the koigu, try out brioche stitching.
Baaa. Baa baa baaaaaa
Yes?
Baaaaaaaaaa!
Yes, sheep. Thank you.

Apparently for pennance I am to do ten rows of stockinette, and ten repeats of K2, K2TOG, YO,P3. Also, several repetitions of Hail Sheepie and Our Alpaca.

Hail Sheepie, Full of fluff, the wool is with thee.
Blessed are you among animals, and blessed is the fruit of thy skin, wool.
Holy Sheepie, Mother of Yarn,
pray for us knitters, now and at the hour of our final stitch, Amen.

Our Aplaca, who art in Peru, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy shavings come, thy knitting be done, in home as it is in the LYS.
Give us this day our daily yarn, and forgive us our froggings, as we forgive those who frog against us.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from koigu. Amen.

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